I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
me: hey accept me into your school
college: whats ur gpa
college: youre in
it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it
Deleted scene — Never Underestimate the Power of Elsa
"We had a version, or several versions, where she was a villain the whole way through. But we pulled back from that because we thought she was way more interesting if she wasn’t just a villain." — Chris Buck
I wasn’t gonna reblog it but then the tiny grass was dreaming
I dunno how you top that
soup for sluts
fuck the duck until it exploded
Fresh crap mmm
Execution in progress
who can’t read a hand clock
a lot of people can’t
i have no words to say
I was planning on posting this once Lego came out with a Green Lantern but who know when that will be. Maybe if enough of is ask them for more characters other than Batman we can build our own DCUs.
My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks
I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE
and as tumblr users we promise she will be
Must do my part.
"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"
were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living.
|—||Iain S. Thomas (via poetisch)|
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.
We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”
I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”
He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.
|—||Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals (x)|